When I was born, mad scientists kept me in a lab to do experiments on me. However, due to my superior intellect, I managed to escape at the age of four in a thrilling Chase of Idiots. However, I was recaptured and killed. My brain now resides in a supercomputer belonging to the American Government, where I'm typing this. How can a brain type, you ask? Eh... [fiddles nervously with collar] MUHUHAHA!!!!!
Oh, by the way, the supercomputer is used to figure out a way of eliminating guilt from the human mind.
-I always knew George Bush had something up his sleeve...
Oh, by the way, the supercomputer is used to figure out a way of eliminating guilt from the human mind.
-I always knew George Bush had something up his sleeve...